



CARTOON
BY
MANOJ
C HOPRA

Violation of borders will be dealt with firmly: Prez
By making borders porous!
Only 10% of Valley’s orphans taken care by orphanage: Report
Let Hurriyet take care of others whose policies have rendered them orphan!
Search operations in Jammu-News
To find out if there is some real Congressman living still!
CM hosts dinner for Prez-News
With money that he earns by shedding his sweat!
Fuel price hike seems inevitable: Report
And so is inevitable the fall of UPA government!
Scientists unhappy over pay panel’s recommendations-News
Unmindful of the fact that it is the poor politicians and bureaucrats who
deserve pay hikes the most!
Shakti Dal to fight all Assembly seats-News
And win them all!
Stop this ‘Junoon’: Sllahuddin to Pakistan
Who likes parallel shop in the neighbourhood?
HC stays backdoor appointments-News
To prove that the government claim of fair appointments is a farce!
BJP flays Pranab for being mum on plebiscite-News
The way Congress flays Jaswant being mum on ‘Kandhar’!
HUJI militant sent to custody-News
Where he will be fed lavishly and then freed after political bargaining!
In matters of development, my Government believes in justice: Azad
You mean, not in other matters?
Power in democracy lies with people: Soz
And the biggest proof is your being a minister and PCC Chief!
Ruling alliance exploiting Gujjar-Bakarwals for vested interests:
Farooq
Did you not exploit Gujjars for your own Gujjar background?
Cops cane-charge protesting Clerics- News
Who in turn will pen-charge them!
Congress defends delay in Afzal hanging-News
Congress defends everything that can fetch votes!
“It is important that the development process is inclusive and
covers all parts of the State as well as all sections of the population”.
-Pratbha Patil,
President, while addressing 2nd Convocation
of Sher-i-Kashmir Institute of Medical Sciences Srinagar.
“Our electoral rolls revised according to the newly delimited
constituencies will be ready by August and we are ready to hold elections
after August”.
-N Gopalswami,
Chief
Election Commissioner, while speaking to reporters in a press conference.
“We are watching the situ-ation carefully. We will take further
measures if needed (to tame inflation)”.
-P Chidambram,
Union
Finance Minister, while talking to media persons after his government
announced revised inflation data.
“India and Pakistan should do away with visa
for travel between the two countries”.
-Asif Ali Zardari,
PPP Co-chair person, while addressing a conference organized by the South
Asian Free Media Association.