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Violation of borders will be dealt with firmly: Prez

By making borders porous!

 

Only 10% of Valley’s orphans taken care by orphanage: Report

Let Hurriyet take care of others whose policies have rendered them orphan!

 

Search operations in Jammu-News

To find out if there is some real Congressman living still!

 

CM hosts dinner for Prez-News

With money that he earns by shedding his sweat!

 

Fuel price hike seems inevitable: Report

And so is inevitable the fall of UPA government!

 

Scientists unhappy over pay panel’s recommendations-News

Unmindful of the fact that it is the poor politicians and bureaucrats who deserve pay hikes the most!

Shakti Dal to fight all Assembly seats-News

And win them all!

 

Stop this ‘Junoon’: Sllahuddin to Pakistan

Who likes parallel shop in the neighbourhood?

 

HC stays backdoor appointments-News

To prove that the government claim of fair appointments is a farce!

 

BJP flays Pranab for being mum on plebiscite-News

The way Congress flays Jaswant being mum on ‘Kandhar’!

 

HUJI militant sent to custody-News

Where he will be fed lavishly and then freed after political bargaining!

 

In matters of development, my Government believes in justice: Azad

You mean, not in other matters?

 

Power in democracy lies with people: Soz

And the biggest proof is your being a minister and PCC Chief!

 

Ruling alliance exploiting Gujjar-Bakarwals for vested interests: Farooq

Did you not exploit Gujjars for your own Gujjar background?

 

Cops cane-charge protesting Clerics- News

Who in turn will pen-charge them!

 

Congress defends delay in Afzal hanging-News

Congress defends everything that can fetch votes!

 

  

 They Said It

 

“It is important that the development process is inclusive and covers all parts of the State as well as all sections of the population”.

-Pratbha Patil, President, while addressing 2nd Convocation of Sher-i-Kashmir Institute of Medical Sciences Srinagar.

 

“Our electoral rolls revised according to the newly delimited constituencies will be ready by August and we are ready to hold elections after August”.

-N Gopalswami, Chief Election Commissioner, while speaking to reporters in a press conference.

 

“We are watching the situ-ation carefully. We will take further measures if needed (to tame inflation)”.

-P Chidambram, Union Finance Minister, while talking to media persons after his government announced revised inflation data.

 

“India and Pakistan should do away with visa for travel between the two countries”.

-Asif Ali Zardari, PPP Co-chair person, while addressing a conference organized by the South Asian Free Media Association.